Brown Holds Back After Barking Out
Chris Brown should know better by now that posting something to the Internet is not going to just “go away” if he deletes it off his Instagram. The Hip-Hop crooner took to IG to let all of his enemies know that “If I [Brown] pull up on you, it’s going down.” Pull up to who, Chris? Soulja Boy? We all know you guys are like, “totally not talking rn.”
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What’s up with the toothpick?
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Who still thinks toothpicks are cool? It’s 2017, the era of clinically tested and endorsed dental hygienic dental floss picks! You know, toothpicks only became a thing in movies when a scene’s lighting couldn’t handle them smoking a cigarette? If Chris Brown was really that tough maybe he’d suck down a pack of Winstons on Facebook Live while working out.
The Feud
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Although he’s not directly mentioned in the video, fellow rapper Soulja Boy and Brown have had some beef on the pit for sometime now. Going so far as to actually stage a real fight (this might actually be happening). What’s also happening is that Soulja Boy, riding on the headlines of his bout with Chris Brown, just announced his mobile boxing app on his Instagram. I wonder if you can superman your opponent in the game or if your phone just flies out of your hand?
A History of Violence
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For having such a sweet voice and rock solid dance moves, Brown has had his run-ins with violence that didn’t end so well. It all went south after the whole “punch Rihanna in the face thing” tarnished his good-boy image and solidified him as such a polarizing bad-boy. Since then… well… not much has changed. Maybe his violence is a defense mechanism? I don’t know…
Keep reading to see his latest video stunt. When will this guy learn?
