Nostalgia at its finest
House Party (1990)
Pop: Ah, I shoulda known you was at this Party, and ya know, with all that Jheri Curl juice you got in your hair, you better not Ever do a crime! The police won’t have any problem finding you! “Follow the drip, follow the drip!”
George Clinton [after hitting Stab across the Head]: Yeah, I did it, I might cry two tears in a bucket. F**k it. Let’s take it to the stage.
Stab, Zilla, Pee Wee: I smell p***y!
Bilal: Always and fo-evah! Each moment wit you. Is just like a dream to me, AND you, that somehow came true. Ooo…
Groove: This stuff makes your d**k hard. l’m talking cock-diesel, baby.
Soul Food (1997)
Maxine: Ahmad, what are you doin’ in the ladies’ bathroom?
Ahmad: Yo Bird! Big Mama said to bring yo’ black ass out there!
Maxine: Boy, Big Mama told nobody’s black ass to go nowhere!
Teri: As far as you’re concerned, I’m an ATM. Automatically Teri’s Money.
Kenny: [after Teri threatens to sell Big Mama’s house] Now, Teri, your mother worked hard to keep that house in the family! For you, and your family…
Teri: Oh, f**k the family! I let the family into my house, and you know what happened? The family f**ked my husband.
Love & Basketball (2000)
Quincy: Why she gotta be a ho? Cuz she wants to get with me?
Monica: Um, she’s a ho because she’s sending her coochie through the mail!
Monica: I’ll play you.
Quincy: For what?
Monica: Your heart.
Quincy: All’s fair in love and basketball.
Monica: I’ve been in love with you since I was eleven, and the s*** won’t go away.
Quincy: Double or nothing.