We praise rappers for their ability to spit random lyrics off the top of their domes and make them sound like masterpieces. That takes a lot of technique which means rappers are pretty smart. But then there are times when some rappers say things just to say them. Those rap lyrics that just doesn’t make sense. Like that time Juelz Santana rapped, “Rock star, flier than an ostrich” on his 2007 track, “Black Republican.” After releasing this song, did anyone mention to him that Ostriches don’t fly, they just run really fast? Pace yourselves. You’re about to enter a zone of lyrics that will either make you scratch your temple or burst out into laughter.
In his single, “Don’t Panic,” French Montana raps the lyrics, “If you a star, I’m a whole planet.” Okay, maybe astronomy isn’t your thing, but… really?
Lloyd Banks once rapped, “I’ll be damned if I co-sign a old snitch / That was gangbanging when Jaws was a goldfish.”
Wait, huh? If he’s talking about the shark, that he must have not watched Jaws? Or maybe I missed Jaws: The Prequel where somehow Jaws started as a goldfish.
We all know Wayne switches up the meaning of F in Weezy F. Baby, but when he said “Weezy F. Baby and the ‘F’ is for phenomenal,” we just couldn’t let that slide. No, Weezy. The F is not for phenomenal.